As An Employee




Employee

* the biggest motivation is salary

 

* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment



* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment

 

* the greatest talent is "bodek boss"






* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late

 

* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and  your boss ran away

 

* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss

 

* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know

 

* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy

 
* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another

 

* the proudest thing is you sack your boss

 

* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit

 

* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

 
 
* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!!   Heheheee 
 
       
 


























































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